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The legend never dies

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lakevida:

you have weird bangs and wear a sweater over a turtleneck one time and all the gay people on the computer call you laura palmer

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direwolf-distributor:
“filipfatalattractionrblog:
“liluglydudefromdetroit:
“So play like a noob? got it
”
You’re joking, but it actually is a popular theory in chess that a complete noob potentially can beat a master by confusing them - as the noob...

direwolf-distributor:

filipfatalattractionrblog:

liluglydudefromdetroit:

So play like a noob? got it

You’re joking, but it actually is a popular theory in chess that a complete noob potentially can beat a master by confusing them - as the noob doesn’t know what they’re doing the master is unable to recognize which of valid strategies they’re pursuing and cannot deploy proper counterstrategy.

Chessmasters when their opponent doesn’t make one of the five approved optimal opening moves:

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Anonymous asked:

if you were a skilled glassblower what bong would you make that doesnt currently exist

coughloop:

I THINK I COULD CREATE THE BONG OF CHANGE

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Anonymous asked: how did you light the cigar if you're blind and also an infant

sippy-blue:

Answer:
I  come from a family of wealth. It’s basically the first thing we learn…

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virgoboy:

that post thats like “you’re not unlovable you’ve just been spending a lot of time alone in your room” is true for everyone but me. i’m unlovable i’ve just coincidentally been spending a lot of time alone in my room

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